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Drow Not Included

Posted: September 06, 2005

When one goes to the trouble of building a city, one often fails to take into account the fact that someday someone else is going to want to build a new city on top of their city. This has a nasty tendency to cause dark, evil, and mutated subcultures to form in these "undercities." It also causes game publishers to write books like Judge Dredd: The Rookie's Guide to The Undercity.

You Will Follow These Rules!

Posted: September 05, 2005

A ninja is defined by his rules. Thus is Ninja Burger defined by its employee guidelines. Ninja are known for their incredible combat prowess, however, not their long-term memories. The Employee Guidelines Poster is an efficient and convenient way to remind yourself that you should, under no circumstances, kill a paying customer.

Bored. Bored. Bored.

Posted: September 04, 2005

Four million citizens, a nearly 100% unemployment rate, and not much to do. Mega-City One isn't exactly the hippest town on the planet, and with everyone out of work, the populace is more than a little listless. Judge Dredd: The Rookie's Guide to Crazes takes a look at all the ways the populace passes the time. Things like eating or being very, very ugly. Weeeee.

Variety Is The Dice Of Life

Posted: September 03, 2005

If you want a job done right, you need the right tool. Gaming is no different. In this case, what you need are dice. New dice. Shiny, swirly dice. Like the Chessex Vortex dice. Even if you don't buy them for rolling, you can still use them to make your enemies jealous. Or your friends. Whatever. Just buy the dice.

The Big Book Of Scary Thingies

Posted: September 02, 2005

Strong enough for any d20 campaign, but made for Iron Kingdoms, the Monsternomicon has been updated for 3.5. If the vile creatures you find between the covers of this book don't frighten your players, you can always bring some fright to the table by wielding this 240-page hardcover against them.

Warehouse 23 Top Ten

Posted: September 01, 2005

Check out Warehouse 23's top selling items for August at the Warehouse 23 Top 10 page.

Darkness Fhtagn!

Posted: August 31, 2005

When Darkness Comes . . . The Nameless Mist adds additional tiles, scenarios, rules, and terror to the already frightening When Darkness Comes . . . The Awakening. It will seep into your soul and haunt your every waking moment! It will destroy your mind, erode your sanity! It is a horror unspeakable!! It will- . . . wait, this isn't a very good sales pitch, is it?

Heaven Or Hell - Let's Rock!

Posted: August 30, 2005

The war between beings angelic and beings demonic continues to tear across creation. Symbolic of this conflict is the beautiful artwork on the much requested In Nomine: Burning Feather Poster.

Cars, Trains, And Gravitic Aeroplanes

Posted: August 29, 2005

The Traveller20: Yiarn Caardee Vehicle Catalog covers just about every conceivable shape, size, and color of vehicle in the T20 universe. Alas, it doesn't cover stats like "availability of manufacturer's warranty" or "satellite radio compatibility."

Conspicuous Consumption Makes Us Stronger

Posted: August 28, 2005

Your friend The Computer knows you like stuff. Knows you want stuff. Knows you need stuff. Help the Computer help you by buying Paranoia XP: Stuff. The other way you can help The Computer is to start digging your own grave, for that is the fate of those who fail to purchase the book.

The Mighty Fist Of God, Now Pocket Sized!

Posted: August 27, 2005

Pull the pin, count to five, and let 'er rip! The Monty Python: Plush Mini Holy Hand Grenade lets you carry Your Lord's Wrath around with all the same ease you would have in carrying something very small. Perfect for weddings, birthdays, and uppity rabbits.

Who Do You Serve And Who Do You Trust?

Posted: August 26, 2005

The dawn of the third age of mankind may well turn to dusk if Captain Gideon and the crew of the Excalibur can't find a cure for the Drakh plague. Little do they realize, however, that the plague is only the beginning of their troubles. Join the Crusade. The fate of Earth hangs in the balance.

Unfathomable Crime In The Deep

Posted: August 25, 2005

Atlantis may be below sea level, but that doesn't mean it isn't a bustling port of call. Judge Dredd: The Rookie's Guide to Atlantis & the Black Atlantic takes you inside the most dangerous and exciting city under the Black Atlantic! Admittedly, it's the only city beneath the Black Atlantic, but that hardly belittles its potential for adventure.

Many Much More Munchkin

Posted: August 24, 2005

Just when you thought you had every conceivable piece of Munchkin merchandise . . . surprise! It's the Munchkin Cover Poster.

Hail To The Queen, Baby

Posted: August 21, 2005

What's worse than an 8-foot, silent, alien killing machine that bleeds acid? How about its 16-foot mommy? Get a huggably-soft taste of that horror with the Alien Queen Chestburster Plush Replica. It may not be full grown, but at least it fits in the front door.